You do realize that someday they might try and ban "US" as well? First they came for the switchblades and ......
You do realize that someday they might try and ban "US" as well? First they came for the switchblades and ......
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Which is why I live so large. I really don't want to be stuck in the internment camp with nothing to show for it but the high score at Minecraft.
Sorry, I went through my switchblade phase when I was 12. Now I just slip my KA-BAR into my boot.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Holy Sh*t on a shingle thats a real soldiers finely honed instrument of death! Mr. Pokey Meet Mr. Village eradicator.
KBAR -Some lives arent worth the cost of a bullet
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Sorry, I went through my switchblade phase when I was 12.
Yes, and I went through my smug bastard stage at about the same time. Haven't you read the thread? Mr. Pokey is a fun toy. It's for fun. Some of us have interesting ideas about what constitutes fun, but whatever.
If I actually need a working knife, I roll with "Joe F*cker" . As you can see, this family heirloom lacks a sense of humor.
And yes, Philippines 1945 is what is engraved on the blade.
Dang. Sorry I didn't get the tone right. I am told I'm quite proficient at the smug bastard role but didn't mean it that way. I've got my own adolescent hangups at age 62 but didn't mean to imply liking switchblades is beneath me, only that I got over that and acquired other fascinations, and so I won't likely spring $120 for Mr. Pokey's brother.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
DAMMIT!!!!!
And I was so close to a sale......
"Joe F*cker" -Now that's a knife! Can you imagine the sheer terror that blade inspired in the eyes of it's victims who choose a proper death over starvation and forced slavery by those fuggin savage rice pimping Nips that invaded the Philipines?
Who knows, that thing could have the blood of the fuggin Celestials upon it!
We need to hold another seance anyway to get some facts straightened out for those cry baby liberals, I'll ask Trayvon about it.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
So I was sobered up pretty well today for a for hours and remembered to do that seance with little "T", he's all pissed bout Zimmerman getting cut lose btw.
Anyways he had nothing good to say about any of you, me or Joe F*cker. He was pretty much into Mr. Pokey but he doesn't have a current mailing address so peddling one to him is off the table for now.
Oh and btw since your feeling better these days AB can you please tell the Grim Reaper to get a bowl of fuggal and get busy on here, Zonga is running out of ice girls to post and I need to leave for a few days and find a real liquor store.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I...who the fudge is lil' T? Your wang? Your Siamese butler named Wang? Also, when the fudge did I post this? This is hilarious!
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