Here is where I copied the receipe from Al, http://anarchistcookbook.com. I had a copy in junior high, fun times.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
LOL, I put in google when looking this up "how to make c-4 explosives without DHS monitoring me :P". Cant wait for the knock at the door and the trip to the psych ward.
The Gay Editor
5 cups Cream
4 cups Gin
1 cup Lemon Juice
1 cup Pineapple juice
A double shot of rye whiskey
Toss back rye whiskey. Pour all other ingredients into an empty four pound Crisco can, add ice, stir haphazardly with a blue pencil. Serve with a straw and slurp it up.
It reads better my little gag inducing literary critic.
Do you have any idea what all that gin will do to the cream? GAH!!!!
Anyway, point taken. I promise not to get all liquored up and amend perfectly good threads with pineapple juice anymore.
Wait, we want you to get liquored up.
It does read better, they all do. I should send you a Fentanyl lollypop.
Ol' Doc's Texas Cooler
3 oz Tequila
2 oz pineapple juice
Contents of 2 sour grape Pixie Sticks
1 bottle of Goldschlager strained
1 Federal Reserve Note, any denomination
Combine the first four ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake it like you're a 14 year old boy. Reserve the froth, strain mixture into a chilled old fashioned glass, fill to the rim with froth, sprinkle the gold flakes on top. Serve with a rolled Federal Reserve Note as a straw, there might even be traces of cocaine on it.
1 Bottle of Jack Daniels
10 lbs of potatoes
5 cartons of eggs
A bushel of tomatoes
A dozen pineapples
Park your a$$ in an elevated area above a popular biking trail. Drink up and take aim throwing fruits & veggies at any bicyclist that comes within chuckin' distance.