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  1. 05-25-2012, 11:23 PM #21
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    gooey, slightly spicy and sweet.

    The pork is sweet enough without sugar. I might put that goop on a corned beef after it has simmered to perfection except that I have a better corned beef glaze:

    1 Tablespoon paprika
    2 Tablespoons brown sugar
    1/2 can pineapple juice
    Soy sauce to make it sort of thin and spreadable, cover the meat.
    Bake at 350 for 20 minutes

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  2. 05-26-2012, 06:40 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    That's Racist! But your right leave that crap in the pantry behind closed doors, right along with those natives.
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  3. 08-21-2012, 06:21 PM #23
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    Refreshing, unless you drink a dozen. If you drink a dozen be sure to log on.

    4 ounces pineapple juice
    2 ounces gold rum
    1 ounce cream of coconut
    1 ounce orange juice
    Ice

    Shake it with ice then strain it.
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    What do the fruit juices do? I mean I get the rum part...I sorta get the ice bit...but what the fudge' lil' sister? Pineapples have juice?

    Also, you seem to have left out the crazy straw part. What are we supposed to serve these in? Soup cans? ipod cases? Hep' me out here.
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    um, serve it in at least an 8 oz glass.

    The fruit juice makes it a breakfast drink.
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    Prince Harry's friends were ordering these by the pitcher the other day before his nude party.

    Dragon Berry Take Your Clothes Off Excited Delirium Mojito

    2 part(s) Dragon Berry Rum
    1 part(s) Simple Syrup
    4 wedge(s) Lime
    8 Mint Leaves
    1/2 can pineapple juice.
    3 Strawberries Hulled and Sliced
    Club Soda
    Instructions
    In a shaker, muddle 3 lime wedges, simple syrup, mint leaves and 2 strawberries. Fill glass with ice and add DRAGON BERRY. Shake and pour into empty can the pineapple juice came in, top off with additional ice and fill with club soda. Garnish with a mint sprig, lime wedge and a fresh strawberry.
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  7. 08-23-2012, 08:52 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonga View Post
    Prince Harry's friends were ordering these by the pitcher the other day before his nude party.

    Dragon Berry Take Your Clothes Off Excited Delirium Mojito

    2 part(s) Dragon Berry Rum
    1 part(s) Simple Syrup
    4 wedge(s) Lime
    8 Mint Leaves
    1/2 can pineapple juice
    3 Strawberries Hulled and Sliced
    Club Soda
    Instructions
    In a shaker, muddle 3 lime wedges, simple syrup, mint leaves and 2 strawberries. Fill glass with ice and add DRAGON BERRY. Shake and pour into empty can the pineapple juice came in, top off with additional ice and fill with club soda. Garnish with a mint sprig, lime wedge and a fresh strawberry.
    More pineapple juice!
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  8. 08-23-2012, 09:11 PM #28
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    Great now I got booze all over the bar top, a full can of opened pineapple and no where to pour the shaker into. HELP!
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  9. 08-23-2012, 09:35 PM #29
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    Mix and pour down the gut
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  10. 08-23-2012, 09:39 PM #30
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    Just add bacon to any recipe and it will work.

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