The Fuggin' Brett Kimberlin Update.

**Aaron Burr** · 05-25-2012, 04:43 PM

Gah.

So there's this cheek squeekin' turtle lickin' jack ass by the name of Brett Kimberlin. Dudes a mad bomber from the 70's. Lately he's been harassing bloggers. So the deal is we're all supposed to write about it. But as you can see by the link I posted, I'm with that Weigel guy. I mean, sure, let's all join up when someones electronic butt gets hurt by some enormous scab encrusted internet schlong, but dang, who the fudge has stood by me? Ever? This place has been hacked repeatedly, Hell, the old place is GONE. I've been booted off of facebook by anonymous trolls and harassed by some ancient palsied spaz with a hard on for me. Any hep' then my internet blogging brethern? (No, not you dear people here, I love you all)

Anyway, here's what started it all this go around. Stacy McCain is kinda' a puss

FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin on Monday continued his effort to silence those who write about his criminal past by contacting my wife’s employer, claiming that I was “harassing” him. The resulting security concern required immediate relocation if I was to be able to continue writing about the case of Kimberlin, a violent felon, perjurer and admitted tax cheat...

So you sniff...sniff...wan away? Wah!!!!! Stand your ground kid. Seriously, this drama queen act is B.S. That Bill Schmaldfelt jerk called peoples wives at their places of work ALL OVER THE D*MN VALLEY!!!!! In search of me. My response instead of running like a lil' b!tch? Laughter. Gales of them. So stand it like a man Stace, and be prepared to dish some of it back.

**AQuaintLife** · 05-25-2012, 05:02 PM

So when are you getting a new IP address, I miss you hanging out on FB. Instead I have to keep trudging over here. And it's hard with a baby with colic.

**Aaron Burr** · 05-25-2012, 05:30 PM

Haven't you heard? Facebook is the work of the Debil.

**Ironsmith** · 05-25-2012, 06:04 PM

Facebook is the Debil? I though we earned that title! Great, I guess we have to consider taking it to a publicly traded company to get that recognition.

**Uncle Al** · 05-25-2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Aaron Burr

Haven't you heard? Facebook is the work of the Debil.

Yes in-doody-deed. FB is the epitome of the adage "If you think you are getting a product for free, YOU are the product."

Last Thursday evening, I predicted (ask Mrs. Uncle) that the FB IPO would bomb. Not only did I get the incidental pleasure of having my prediction pan out, I had the much more wonderfuller pleasure of seeing FB crash and its fanweenies weep and wail, and finally the wonderfullest pleasure of seeing the banksters lose hundreds of millions.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

**Aaron Burr** · 05-25-2012, 06:17 PM

Well....yes and no. You all compliment my fleecing efforts very well and provide the necessary camouflage to sustain the illusion of legitimacy that keeps this place up and running. But the stuff that hits the market is me. Unless one of youse comes up with an earth shattering idea. Bacon grease islam candles with bits of the koran mixed in is gonna be hard to top.

But yeah, FB=debil. It's axiomatic.