The Fuggin' Brett Kimberlin Update.

[Ironsmith]

The ADA isnt officially in the mix until after the basement encounter, someones gonna need an orthopedic surgeon and a tier one maxillofacial pro to fix that mid-evil bargaining session.

[Ironsmith]

Well....yes and no. You all compliment my fleecing efforts very well and provide the necessary camouflage to sustain the illusion of legitimacy that keeps this place up and running. But the stuff that hits the market is me. Unless one of youse comes up with an earth shattering idea. Bacon grease islam candles with bits of the koran mixed in is gonna be hard to top.

But yeah, FB=debil. It's axiomatic.

Land mines, cleverly disguised as Muslim prayer mats with free shipping on orders of 500 or more.

There ya go, get busy and your welcome.

[Ironsmith]

Oh and btw, those land mine prayer rugs sell like hotcakes if you sew in a compass for ease of placement and allows for the remote detonator option.

-Again your welcome.

[Zonga]

A box labeled with your Shittles art containing ten Shittles shells.