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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    Not Very Swagger

    Look at this crap! 85 bucks for a canvas tote bag!?!?



    And people complain about my prices? My line of elegant crap are strictly 'one offs'. That means each time an order is placed, the item is created. Fresh. On the spot. Brand new. Nothing is grabbed from a shelf where it's been sitting with thousands of other items for months. That tote bag for example, would go for 40 bucks at E.C.net. That's because the bag, if quality, costs over 20 bucks BUT LESS IF YOU ORDER IN BULK and then has to have both sides printed. Then shipped. I know this game very well people. And these charlatans are economically rape raping their customers.



    45 bucks for a single sided short sleeve? Pffft. I don't even charge that much for a long sleeve shirt with printing on the front, back and both sleeves, and each sleeve print costs 5 bucks.

    If you buy this crap you won't simply look like an idiot, you'll be ridiculed for spending so much while exhibiting such poor taste. If you're sporting a 55 dollar T shirt that has stupid crap written all over the American flag, I don't think you're getting the right message across.



    And what is with these people fuggin' up the flag all the time? It's old. That crap is dated. You're an irrelevant dinosaur if you think that stuff is cool.

    Meanwhile, I'm at the grocery store today sportin' my American Jesus long sleeve and got compliments twice for wearing such a cool shirt.

    But don't take my word for it, look at this crap for yourselves. Rob the poor much?

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    I went to that web sight and now my computer has herpies, great ! now I have this subliminal text flashing "Vote Obama" ..........did you see that ? it did it again !

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    If you can click on it three times in a row you get an automatic cabinet position.

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    If you find Waldo on the site you get a free nobel peace prize.

    And what the hell is a thakoon panichgul? Looks like a fancy handkerchief, pay $95 and you get to blow snot onto it.

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    Hmmm. So you think those might sell?

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    What?! No boob belts?

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    Trilateral Commissioner spirit of Ronald Reagan's Avatar
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    Those are only available to the premium members.

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    So, No gangsta fashions? Only for premium members again?

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    Super premium members, buy $5000 in crap and you're considered gullible enough to be given access to the next level of overpriced merchandise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Super premium members, buy $5000 in crap and you're considered gullible enough to be given access to the next level of overpriced merchandise.
    Like the $32,000 Swarovski crystal encrusted flame thrower?
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