Two stupid jags offs got kidnapped in Egypt. It went down like this.
The Americans were reportedly on the eastern coast of the Sinai Peninsula, in the city of Dahab, when kidnappers allegedly pulled them from their car. The kidnapping is tied to the arrest of a local man, Eid Suleiman Etaiwy, on drug charges. The kidnappers want Etaiwy released before they will surrender the Americans.
The most shocking and surprising story to come out of Egypt in centuries.
No really, they were in Egypt because they wanted to be there.