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[Aaron Burr]

Two stupid jags offs got kidnapped in Egypt. It went down like this.



The Americans were reportedly on the eastern coast of the Sinai Peninsula, in the city of Dahab, when kidnappers allegedly pulled them from their car. The kidnapping is tied to the arrest of a local man, Eid Suleiman Etaiwy, on drug charges. The kidnappers want Etaiwy released before they will surrender the Americans.

The most shocking and surprising story to come out of Egypt in centuries.

No really, they were in Egypt because they wanted to be there.

[Zonga]

They were released today. Turns out they were a couple of surf bums and all the Bedouins really wanted was a few private surfing lessons.

[Aaron Burr]

You know we could save the American taxpayers oodles of dough simply by issuing a .45 to anyone leaving the country.

"Headed to Egypt? Here ya' go kid. You're on your own. See ya' in six months."

Upon returning to the U.S. any survivors simply turn over their Government issued .45 and we call it a day.

[Ironsmith]

Brilliant idea, but who's buying the ammo for that finely tuned instrument of death?