Summer Fun

[Aaron Burr]

Well? Just how far are you going to take it this summer my little hellions?

And don't forget, you can pick multiple choices when you vote.

[Ironsmith]

I'm nearly all in, excepting f*ck the sun and I work for a living. What can I say? I pilfered my treasure early on in life and now it's just fun to kick back and lord over my $$$$$ making me more all the while enjoying lowballers jumping through hoops trying to get some of it.

[Uncle Al]

What is this thing - "vacation" - of which you speak?

[Ironsmith]

What is this thing - "vacation" - of which you speak?

Pretty sure it's a vague reference to those times when we put down the windows in the SUV after careful timing of the traffic lights for maximum carnage effect as we toss dollar bills out the windows to draw the commoners into the path of oncoming traffic.

[Mr. T]

Vacation, what is that? We looked over our schedule of house guests and realized that we wont be able to do anything until August. my guess is that is what happens when you live near the beach and everybody in the family wants to get away but cannot afford a motel.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Got a weekend vacancy for anytime in July? Also, how's the complementary breakfast?

[Mr. T]

Well we fry up about 2lbs of bacon every saturday. Bring your cat because my dog is running out of chew toys.

[Ironsmith]

You know if you lazy bastards would work harder and kick more dollars into the general fund we could move the executive headquarters out of the trailer park and onto the beach somewhere nice.

Besides those double wides are going to need a roof soon and who wants to pay for that? Lets just mortage it all to the hilt and then walk away leaving the govt note insurance on the hook.

[Uncle Al]

If the dubbawides need roof work, how about borrowing an excavator for a day or so and burying the suckers? Looks like we may need a nice, cool bomb shelter or two fairly soon anyway.

[Ironsmith]

But I already have a nifty state of the art "storm" shelter complete with power source, fully stocked bar, endless food / water and zombie ammo.

It's got a couple spare rooms with comfy memory foam mattresses for a good nights rest after enduring those pesky "tornadoes" and quite the entertainment selection.

So I guess the sitting board members can come and rough it if need be, we'll just have to make the help sleep outside.