I can do this for every single piece of classical literature ever written you smarmy bastards.
I have just returned from a visit to EvilConservatives.net - the solitary neighbour that I shall nevermore be troubled with. This is certainly a beautiful website! In all the interweb porn box kajigger, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the stir of society. A perfect misanthropist's heaven: and Mr. EvilReagan and I are such a suitable pair to divide the desolation between us. A capital fellow! He little imagined how my heart warmed towards him when I beheld his black eyes withdraw so suspiciously under their brows, as I rode up, and when his fingers sheltered themselves, with a murderous resolution, still farther in his waistcoat, as I announced my name.
With apologies to Emily Bronte
So yeah, I understand there's not a lot here right now. If I weren't such a lazy bastard there would be more goin' on. But they ain't, so either have a little patience or write something amusing yourself.
Bonus points for plagiarism, slanderous accuspicions and whimsical alcohol fueled rants about race baiting preachers and their all consuming lust for domination of the world wide skittles trade.