Twitter

[Aaron Burr]

Remember how I was on facebook for a while...always b!tching about how I couldn't figure out how to exploit it, and then got banned for life from it once I discovered how to spread fear and terror on a mass scale?



I was kinda' hoping to do the same deal on twitter.

...So, anyone know how it works?

I think I'm aaron burr or superaaronburr, I dunno'. But once you see my home page you'll know it's me. I mean if you can see my home page, I dunno'. like I said, this is all new territory for me to desecrate.

[Ironsmith]

Are we running numbers on the ban hammer time frame for twitter?

[Mr. T]

You need to change your ip address and get back on fb. just reset your modem or change internet carriers. Dont worry when they busted you they also busted my fb Pat Paulson account. Damn internet commies!!!

[Aaron Burr]

For craps sake. I just discovered I have an old twitter page from back when we were a .org. So I have two twitter pages and no real idea how to instill fear and mistrust across the interbob kajigger.

[Ironsmith]

I just got my porn box jacked into twitter to spread fear and angst amongst the sub human liberal ranks. This could be fun...

[Aaron Burr]

You were the first person I looked up. All I saw for an avatar was a blank egg so I refrained from threatening the unknown user with a lawsuit for defamation of something or other until I got it all straightened out.

[Ironsmith]

Threaten away, that plagiarizing fuggstick isnt the real deal. I know this because I just signed up like 5 minutes ago.

So yea browbeat that wanna be and then I'll send the boys his way to put some work in...

[Ironsmith]

It would seem easier to torment and inflame people on Facebook, everybody on Twitter just jumped ship when I started belittling minorities and threatening the .gov.

Sissy's didnt even want to fight back.

[Aaron Burr]

Fine. FINE.

In order to get back on facebook I have to go to war with them. This may take up to 6 weeks.

Whatever. It's not like I had fuggin' plans to visit the Seychelles this summer or anything.

[Ironsmith]

Well yea but why the fudge cant I make you a new account on FB with a totally different IP, as I have many of them at my disposal and then you just start bum rushing it from your old IP?

I mean if it works FB stock should soar, we can buy in cheap -pump up the stock with our legendary antics and sell it all off for a big fat profit when they boot us again.

Just sayin...