Speak Up.

[Aaron Burr]

So...so I shouldn't post all those Bill Schmaldfelt letters to me? I mean I don't want to bore anybody but all these bloggers are crying foul over the same old B.S. and I figured I should cash in on that free publicity as well.

[Ironsmith]

Oh why not, I mean it's for the children or something good right? Schmaldfelt composing anything on one of his legendary benders will make for entertaining reading at any rate.

[Aaron Burr]

Fudge. I was kinda' hopin sentiment would go the other way. See, he wrote me a lot of emails and I'm a lazy bastard so you can understand why I'm reluctant to put forth any effort whatsoever.

However...I stopped reading his emails after a while. He just kept sending them and I never bothered to block him. So this may be highly entertaining indeed, as we all read for the first time together, the wonderfully warped sensibilities of some crazy bastard who used to have a job as a reporter. Oh, and his sidekick Mike Simonson or something, the kid who hacked this site.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Why not piece them together into some kind of book, "Threats and Unpleasantries from the Email of Bill Schmaldfelt". Could raise some extra cash for the summer bash so we can afford a better prize & attract better talent for the wet t-shirt/shooting contest.

Anyway, anybody heard any rumors on where ole Billy's cashin' his unemployment checks at now a day?

[Aaron Burr]

Is Schmalfeldt a big enough name? I'd never heard of the guy before this and still have not read anything by the guy to this day.

So...maybe a coloring book?

[Ironsmith]

Just think mental midge-try kept under wraps courtesy of spell check and you have a healthy dose of that fool.

But whatever yea comic books paid for by .gov funds for "disadvantaged" kids would be right up his alley.