Motivational Speaker

[Aaron Burr]

[Ironsmith]

Oh is this guy in for a surprise when we release the phased plasma cannon in the 40 gigawatt range with full planetary destruction capability next year.

Even the Chinee mad scientists cant top that, this clown needs to get to the back of the bus.

[Aaron Burr]

I dunno' man, Weyland corp is giving Tyrrell corp a run for their money.

[Ironsmith]

Let em beat each other out of resources, by the time the smoke clears we'll have that cannon finished and move operations to Mars and just turn the earth into one big hunk of space charcoal.

I mean that's assuming we've pillaged every last mineral and item of value from the face of the Earth by then. Yea you could say I take world domination pretty seriously.

And no, there aren't going to be ANY slaves available on Mars, we tried that $$$$ once and look what happened when they were set loose.
I intend on keeping real estate values in place on the new homeland.

[Aaron Burr]

Weyland corp isn't after slaves. They're after Xenomorphs.



I say buy shares in this company now. I absolutely love their business plan.

[Ironsmith]

Thats great, right until the bastards get welfare dollars and move their Xenomorph cousins in next door. Then what?

They better stay the hell off my lawn is all I'm saying.

[Aaron Burr]

Weyland corp respects private property rights.

[Ironsmith]

Charlize Theron with a flamethrower? -Nice! There just may be a slight chance her career will hit rock bottom and we'll get that porn production with her as the star yet.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Flamethrower? What a primitive weapon.