Bender driven loaf about non posting...

[Ironsmith]

No Sunday thread, meh. AB must have resorted to a dirty heroin needle or maybe drove the SUV through someones subsidized .gov housing unit and bruised his cranium.

But whatever, it's Sunday and being our Lords day we have a somewhat loose tradition of simply dedicating a thread to it, so here it is.

What ya got people? I give thee pope XXIII blessing of the Lamb of God, circa 1959. I am off to see my Jew friends to get a loaf of that tasty bread and remind them they are still responsible and yet held unaccountable for plotting the murder of our Lord. But they sure can bake...

[Ironsmith]

***Crickets*** -Nothing, it whats for the "Sunday thread". Ok, your all a huge lazy stew bum like populace of a disinterested readership.

At least stop wasting time reading this lamentation for attention and get out there and rob someone of their treasure before a church gets it all in the offering plate, I mean its that day of the week when most people have cash in their pockets.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Sorry, had to get to the soup kitchen. They're closed on Sunday and it's the best and easiest time to mix some ex lax in with the soup broth.

[Aaron Burr]

I've been busy napping. Give me a break.

[Ironsmith]

Sorry, had to get to the soup kitchen. They're closed on Sunday and it's the best and easiest time to mix some ex lax in with the soup broth.

Atta boy, I knew I could count on you. You did steal whatever cash they had on hand there, right? I came back with a new pair of sneaks and 80 more bucks than I left the house with this am so I did my part.

Prolly gonna spend that on booze before the day is over but whatever, the guy that works like 22 hour shifts at the liquor store needs to make some kind of living, he prefers cash over those food stamps I steal from the poor and trade in there for liquor and beef jerky.

Sometimes I like to trip little kids and the elderly outside the entrance to the place and see if some random pocket change hits the ground, they have one of those cool 25 cent super ball vending machines inside the door.

[Mr. T]

Is it to late to post? It is Monday am here.

[Ironsmith]

Not at all, feel free to just go crazy and say whatever as long as it doesnt pander to homos or liberals. It is the Sunday thread for Christ's sake, so any attempt at acknowledging our Lord and his loyal servants is appreciated...

If I may suggest maybe making fun of the Jews who conspired and plotted the murder of our Savior? Thats always a hot topic...

[Mr. T]

This should be some food for thought......

[Ironsmith]

A license to waste liberals and water boarding make for good propaganda, but where's the condemnation of Jews regarding the lack of remuneration for plotting the murder of our Lord? That's got to be worth a few billion at the very least isn't it?

Or is it? I mean has the Vatican already fleeced them without our knowledge and kept the treasure all to themselves?