Glen Beck

[Ironsmith]

Oh for fuggal's sake, log into your twitter account and look at your "followed" tab, you'll see me under the user name "Ironsmith".

[Aaron Burr]

I did. All I saw was you getting b!tch slapped by some teenage girl.

You're not gonna' take that from teenage gurl are you?

[Ironsmith]

Wait, what? When did this happen?

[Ironsmith]

It must have been after your "Panty wearing marsh mellow huffer" comment.

[Aaron Burr]

Right before it. Some young lady claimed you were not "funny" and that if you didn't stop harassing her, she would go to the cops.

I calmed her down by giving up your phone number and address.

I'm sure everything will work out for the best.

[Ironsmith]

Thanks pal, I'm kinda bored anyway and could use a visit from the cops to run some serial numbers on the trunk load of guns you sold me.

[Aaron Burr]

Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not be hasty. If I remember correctly, most of those numbers were filed off...by the guy that sold them to me. I forget who it was. Probably Eric Holder. The point is, you now have a mortal enemy in some teenage girl. Crush her!!!!

In the non pedo way.

[Ironsmith]

That's the little harlot that works at McDonalds! -So yea I went and paid her a visit last week.

I was all like "I'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE DAMN GROUND! YOU HEAR ME?! & she was like "Sir, the dipping sauce is *under* your McNuggets.

[Aaron Burr]

Ah. I remember I was trippin' pretty hard when you told me that.

The point is, since Glenn has rocked the internet to it's foundations by somehow combining his T.V. show with his website...I know, where did he come up with such a revolutionary concept...I figured we could do the same. How, you might ask? Simply by saying that this site is now linked to every single site listed in our site links column. It's like we've just mega trebled our internet footprint. Further, now you can follow us on twitter. Nothing is sexier than cyber stalking. Take it from me.

And there was some more stuff but I forgot most of whatever that was all about when I saw an unopened box of glow in the dark NERF darts under the desk. Ohhh, is my little man gonna' have nightmares tonight.

[Ironsmith]

Illuminating Nerf ammo? Sadist.