I hate all doctors, nurses, EMT's and the jackass who invented the band aid. F*%^$ YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Mainly because they never tell me anything I want to hear. Even my accountant breaks down once a year and lies to me out of pity. But doctors?? Nooooooooo. They'll tell you the most f*%$&^&ed up s*&^% with a straight face while eating a sammich. Pricks.
Anyway, this is why I love lawyers. They're always good for a laugh.