I hate all doctors, nurses, EMT's and the jackass who invented the band aid. F*%^$ YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Mainly because they never tell me anything I want to hear. Even my accountant breaks down once a year and lies to me out of pity. But doctors?? Nooooooooo. They'll tell you the most f*%$&^&ed up s*&^% with a straight face while eating a sammich. Pricks.
Anyway, this is why I love lawyers. They're always good for a laugh.
A reach around clause, I mean that's what healthcare really needs these days considering the costs involved. And I'm talking an Ice-Girl reach around, not the gym teacher from Porky's.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
BAAASSSTAAARRRRDS!!!!!! Who the f*ck calls you on the phone to give you more bad news!?!? DOCTORS!!! THAT'S WHO!!!!!
The good news is that I'm not pregnant.
But at this rate I ain't keeping my hopes too high.
And you STILL didn't get anything that resembled a reach around, did ya jigger? I mean what good is all that healthcare coverage sans a happy ending?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
No, but I have a lovely appointment all set up with a spinal surgeon. Apparently, the old iron one is full of rust.
Really? Not good at all, I'm due for a cutting tween the shoulders as well but it's back burnered till after the election. When Jug Ears loses I'll wheel chair myself to the roof top in order to take advantage of the target rich Lootie environment that may present itself.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
First pneumonia and now a slipped disc? I say don't worry about it until you lose bowel and bladder control. Of course, it might be irreversible at that point, but it's not going to affect your online activities. I mean, you can still create art and clever stories while wearing a diaper, right?
Would that it were a slipped disk...
No...no. I have a date with a ripping saw and some heavy duty pliers coming up. I fully expect to be reduced to Billy Barty's size after this is all over.
Oh, so they want to actually remove bones in your spine? I can't imagine you being spineless. I just can't.
Niether can I. Which is why I want all titanium replacement parts.
Preferably the kind that have spikes.
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