But if you were, for example, a psychiatrist you would have a treasure trove of organs to sell! You could prescribe all those drugs they advertise on TV that cause suicidal behavior, but before you hand over the script you get a signature giving you medical power of attorney. Heck, you can start the bidding before the ink is dry - just make sure the patient understands a head shot is the way to go.
Good one Burr. I think there's something wrong with the "What's New" function on your site.
The whole bottle, you were drinking it when this one first went up. Good find on resurrecting it though this one was outstanding.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I prolly was drinking the whole bottle because when I open a new whiskey I throw the cap away.
Oh skull & bones! CCCXXII
You really need to start buying your sour mash by the barrel then, if you like I give lessons on making moonshine every Wednesday at noon.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
At some point we'll be able to download ourselves into brand new artificial bodies that never break down.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...ver.technology
OK that was a cute article. Putting my cowboy boots off and on has always been a struggle. Ah, to be a digital cowgirl.
Now pause a moment and realize that The Guardian is the number one propaganda mouthpiece for global warming. The only thing The Guardian lacks is a busty broad everyday on page three.
Digital downloads? I know that was at least one Sci-fi movie.
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