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    It's prolly easier to just SWAT him. Burr has the computer skills to set up the fake call location.

    But getting back to the little woman, what she really wants is flowers, candy and a new dishwasher.

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    Another new dishwasher, seriously has it come to that?
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    Look, if you're loaded you'll get her the fancy schmancy Bosch $1300 model. And a maid to load it.

    You just don't know what women want.

    http://www.bosch-home.com/us/product...?source=browse

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    Your killing me, how bout I just throw my bill fold out in the street and you guys battle for it.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    If that's the way you feel about it I see a shopping trip to New York City in the Little Woman's future.

    Don't be surprised when she comes home with hot pink cowboy boots.

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    I don't care about pink boot's or what they cost so long as she leaves me alone to play cards, golf, shoot at stuff and plot the downfall of liberals and fags.

    You guys take my black card and go crazy in NYC, there's lots of poor people on the streets to make fun of and I hear the shopping is to die for.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    If we're heading to NYC can we make a stop on Wall Street and convince a bunch of them to jump so we can re-create old scenes from the 1920s? Those bastard reporters from back in the day were terrible at capturing the image of wall street stock brokers meeting the sidewalk at an alarming speed.

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    Brilliant! I wasn't planning on even going but if there's bodies hitting the cement over dollars I'm in. What else is there to do there for fun?
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    Collect garbage in the city and drive across the boarder to New Jersey and toss it around there.

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    Let me get this straight, were going to dump the bodies of liberals from NYC in Jersey?

    Sounds like a blast but were using your car, I don't want them smelling up the caddy.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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