GaGa
non treatble gonorrhea
Bieber
Behar
Holder
sneezing baby panda
the untimely death of Sir Rodney King, esq.
Well? Out with it my little reprobates. What signs in the tortilla filled sky, or elsewhere...have you done seen that made you realize "ah, fug it. Most of the original cast of the Goonies are dead, so what's the point?"
Or words to that effect.
And as always, it's multiple choice. So feel free to choose...um...multiply.
That and the fact that voters in California turned down a one dollar per pack tax increase on cigarettes.
Look in my mind's eye the only thing keeping it all together was Sir Rodney working tirelessly behind the scenes to preserve and restore humanity and all that is good and well for mankind.
Now that we've lost that, Abandon hope all ye who enter here. If it makes you feel any better I am buying souls and functional human body parts at club pricing levels and I'd love to have the chance to make you an offer.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
GaGa, Bieber, and Behar because only an apocalypse-ready society would pay money to be "entertained" by the likes of them.
Holder because although he's just another lying sack-o-sh!t pol/bureaucrat in a very long line of lying sack-o-sh!t pols/bureaucrats, he has an ugly mustache.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Who killed off the goonies? or did they catch that deadly gonorrhea?
Sage words of wisdom Uncle Al, and yea he really does have an ugly mustache in a very metro-sexual sort of hair lipped manner.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I think this poll is rigged. Just becuse our fearless leader the estemed Mr. Burr was patient zero, does not equate to being a sign of the apocalypse!
I thought it was when our numbers hit the 100,000 mark and the liquor cabinets start to go dry.
100,000 members to tumbleweed the liquor stash? I believe you, me and Zonga could accomplish that pretty much any day of the week.
Last edited by Ironsmith; 06-18-2012 at 07:00 PM.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
For the last time, we did not invent AIDS. EvilReagan just tweaked it a lil' bit. That was his job at the time. Weaponizing viruses. I have no idea how he got the gig. The man can't cook worth a d&mn.
Anyway, AIDS can't be a sign of the Apocalypse since aggressive drug therapy effectively neutralizes it. Our money is on non treatable Gonorrhea
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