Funpocalypse

[THX-1138]

I am a filthy ginger struck match with an EBT card accused of donkeycide full of toxic goo and bile, great ! wait a min, how did you know I was at Dennys last weekend ?

[THX-1138]

I must clear this up as much as I can, the question about if I am black or not. I must say it has its advantages both ways depending where you where born. I will leave you hanging on that one. I will say for sure I don't have an EBT card otherwise I would have had dinner tonight. About the Donkeycide charge, yup that one is true, guilty on that one. A few months ago I did have a 3 year old tell me I was full of toxic goo after I farted. she still holds her hose when she see so I am doomed on that front. did I miss anything ?

[Ironsmith]

Seriously, you murdered a fuggin Donkey with your hate filled creepy Ginger struck match self?

Thats awesome! Welcome to the club buddy, we'll just fire Treadford and give you his parking place oh and btw I left a box of EBT cards on the bar in the executive lounge we stole off a busload of minority senior citizens.

Help yourself to a couple handfuls of those cards and get some groceries and snacks, feel free to blow the rest at your favorite gun shop.

Were having a crawfish and endangered species boil at my place this weekend, we usually load the trap thrower with collectible porcelain plates and fine china so do bring your favorite shotgun.

[Mr. T]

I mean like real minorities. Hygienic non wandering gypsies, or Ginger kids with intact souls, something interesting. Can't you dig up some erudite coon dog breeders or one of those families of half manatee people?

This place is whiter than a Denny's on a Wednesday afternoon.

Not necessarily, I have several friends who visit this site and love it. They are the minorities within their own families.

[Sienn]

Doesn't a pair of those come with a Democrat party voter regestration card?

[Mr. T]

The shoes remind me of the scene in "back to the Future" where he tells his Uncle Joey that he needs to get used to those bars.

[Ironsmith]

Not necessarily, I have several friends who visit this site and love it. They are the minorities within their own families.

Look, if they don't register and participate in the discussion we have zero chance of distracting and ultimately fleecing them for profit. What's it going to take to get em on board?

[Aaron Burr]

Yes, I too am curiously disinterested. I mean...cyber stalkers. I'd be more impressed if they openly declared their love for this place.

Or simply bought some E.C. swag to keep this place...and my drug habit, afloat.

[Ironsmith]

The summer bbq bash isnt looking so good this year, have those newbies pony up fast or the tractor pulls and all that other stuff is getting cancelled.