How you get a bum into the still anyway? I made alot of different kinds of shine in my time, but never bum likker....
How you get a bum into the still anyway? I made alot of different kinds of shine in my time, but never bum likker....
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I thought ouzo was distilled from Greek faeries.
How do you keep bums OUT of the still is the better question. I make my bums tote some barges and/or lift some bales in order to procure sweat. Plan B is to simply hold a gun to their heads. 10 minutes later I've got half a bottle of Ouzo.
"I thought ouzo was distilled from Greek faeries."
Well yeah, half an hour of gritty butt sex will make any bum faerie sweat.
That was um er ..... funny.
I saw in the news that Cypriot farmers have given all their food away to lazy Greeks just to keep it away from Syrian illegal aliens.
Well that's just great, now the lice coated traveling tick infested Syrians are cutting into Greece's food supply. I'm telling you people this is going to interfere with the production of Feta cheese crumbles, and I mean who here wants to be inconvenienced by that cruel and harsh consequence?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I those farmers were Turkish Cypriots, I imagine they p!ssed on the food before handing it over.Originally Posted by Zonga
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
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P!ss bucket turnips, it's whats for dinner!
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Please, refrain from denigrating any nation in this thread. Except the greeks. Hell, I thought Johnny Ouzo was funny.
Me thinks someone wants to whip some Greek azz...
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