Dog stick? You are such a girlie girl! It's dog squeeze. See how much more descriptive it is? It's also multi applicable and serves as a cover all in casual conversation.
"This martini tastes like dog squeeze."
"Obama...that guy...I swear every time he opens his mouth nothing but dog squeeze comes out."
"Yes your honor, I punched that protestor. he threw fuggin' dog squeeze at me."
Honestly, what can't dog squeeze do?
It even holds down a chair in the oval office, you can do anything with dog squeeze.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
One question.
How do you know what dog sticks/squeeze taste like? (I mean, apparently you've had a martini that tastes like that.)
Once when I said "this tastes like sh!t" somebody asked me how I knew.Originally Posted by Zonga
Ever since I've tried to remember to say "this tastes like sh!t smells."
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Yea squeeze breath, how was it you came to enjoy that particular martini delicacy you drinking at the protest again?
Last edited by Ironsmith; 06-20-2012 at 10:56 PM.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Dog squeeze is just too much verb.
"Poo" just isnt as memorable...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I see I'm dealing with non alliterative cybernetic skin jobs. O.K. pseudo people, how does anyone know how fast a bat out of Hell is? How much exactly is all the tea in China? Why can't 20 million Frenchmen be wrong? THEY JUST WENT SOCIALIST FOR THE LOVE OF DOG SQUEEZE!!!!
Anyway, it depends on what the dog in question has been eating.
20 million Kool and Newport cigarette smokers elected Barry Sorento POTUS. Mass mental retardation doesn't earn a job well done, it just means there's one hell of alot more chins that need the drool wiped off 100 fuggin times a day.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
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