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    Good Morning Congress!

    Eric "Rat Face" holder has been granted Executive Privilege by the White House to cover his sorry ass from Congress. Had enough of this yet America?!!!
    Last edited by Ironsmith; 06-20-2012 at 07:28 AM.
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    This is just a transparent distraction from the new NIH mandate that all prescriptions filled by Medicare beneficiaries contain an amount of strychnine corresponding to the cost of the prescription.

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    Rat face twisting in the wind?

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    Oh he's twisting on something for sure, and it's attached to Zero below the waist.
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    The thing is, contempt of congress is so SOP now.

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    Have we been nominated for contempt of congress yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Have we been nominated for contempt of congress yet?
    Amazingly enough, no. At least I don't think we have but Burr's not been retrieving the mail in such a timely manner these days.

    You would think some previous EC scandal laden controversy would have gotten their attention by now? We can only hold out hope for a supeona.
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    I haven't gotten anything in the mail...I mean I'm assuming so. Ever since the cops started following me around town I've avoided the post office like the plague. My thinking being that if there's a summons or court order in my mail box, I'd prefer to wait until it's hand delivered.

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    You don't get summonses, court orders, or subpoenas in the mail. You get one when some grinning cretin hands it to you. He'll have a witness standing a short distance away, watching so he can testify that you were properly "served."

    Getting this sort of "service" is much the same as the way a stallion "services" a mare.
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    So let us know how that goes if you get handed any paperwork from the courts, I'm sure we can produce a few character witnesses from the members here to support the cause.

    Oh and no worries, we'll look after your treasure if your going to be gone awhile.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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