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    Air lifted, for a simple shoulder dislocation? I mean never mind those stroke, heart attack and seizure victims that require immediate care.

    But they arent one of us, so fug em. If it's one of our own with a bruised pinky nail, I say why not sacrifice a Senior Citizen or special needs kid who requires immediate critical care.
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    OK so if we're gonna hunt Sasquatch we'll need shittles shells, and lots of them. What do we use for bait? I mean, Trayvon is already gone.

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    Buckets of week old KFC chicken should do the trick, I mean it's not like we cant get the stuff fresh but the lazy bums would have it all eaten before it got hung out.
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    Great! We'll save the red meat for our cook-out.

    If the fried chicken (suggest all dark meat) doesn't work we can let it be known that St Squach is a progressive with tons of money. That will surely lure jug ears in for the take.

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    Huh. I never thought about St. Squatch having deep pockets, it goes without saying we have to extort and pillage his treasure before I let the red mist out.
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    Squach fur will make a stunning coat, probably several stoles too. Suggest we leave the fur matted with blood.

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    EC Appalachia fashion line? -Brilliant idea!
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    And furry slippers.

    Don't we have a sweat shop somewhere that can do this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonga View Post
    And furry slippers.

    Don't we have a sweat shop somewhere that can do this?
    We used to, buy they unionized under Zero's rule.
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    OK so we've got the fire power to bust that union. On the other hand, there are people in Michigan who would fight for the chance to work in a sweat shop.

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