Opening bids start at 6.5 million for my masterwork, "Soul of Democracy". Independently verified as the single most important work of art ever created. This massive 9 by 7 foot canvas will dominate any living room, museum wing or convention hall. A must have for elitist pole smokers who think they know jack sh!t about art.
Get it today before some pedophile Saudi prince snaps this beauty up!
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