Holder stops march. Threatens to "eat babies".

[Aaron Burr]

A peaceful demonstration in front of the White House was stormed by bomb wielding D.O.J. agents who brutalized those present while a prerecorded voice over from Eric Holder threatened to "eat all of your children and babies if you (the protestors) don't return to your homes and hide under your beds immediately."

Racist cops threaten pink asses.

[Ironsmith]

Zero's Secret Service is now in the business of inventing lies to halt legal protest gatherings and freedom of speech. Perfect, keep it up you assholes there's plenty of us left alive that recall just how the Nazi's handled things before sh!t got real.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

It was probably just as well for the protesters anyway. Word on the street was moochelle was getting hungry and recently downed a couple dozen table spoons of bath salt.

[Zonga]

That's racist.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Not my fault that salt is white. Ask American Jesus to take it up with his pops.

[Ironsmith]

Doesn't Jesus have enough to do without worrying over the Obama's? Leave them to the Debil, they're a better fit.

[Zonga]

I meant the SS and Holder are racist. I don't see one sun tanned protester in the crowd.

Shelly eats bath salts? That explains why her face looks half eaten.

[Ironsmith]

So, fried chicken and Kool Aid futures aren't looking so hot these days?

[Aaron Burr]

You used to be funny.

[Ironsmith]

How do you expect anyone to consume fried chicken and wash it down with some tasty delicious Kool Aid with a giant bath salts hole on their lower mandible?

Silly Putty and Bondo futures people, it's the next hot EBT retail craze.