Holder stops march. Threatens to "eat babies".

[Zonga]

Well, another 30 names added to the 'no fly' list, the Fusion Center list, the enemies list, the dangerous radical list, the Homeland Security watch list, the GOP donor list.

[Mr. T]

So, fried chicken and Kool Aid futures aren't looking so hot these days?

Pork bellies are up^

[Ironsmith]

Mmmmm! Loves me some Chits N' Kool Aid, really we used to eat that crap when we were young and not so well off. Potted meat, head cheese, and Chitlins will definitely make you appreciate a nice medium rare Delmonico.

[Hot cracker]

hey we should all walk around with backpacks on like the libterds wore hoodies for trayvon martin.

[Ironsmith]

Backpacks- do we even make those in the EC line of swag?

[Aaron Burr]

Backpacks? I was thinking about tote bags or messenger style bags. But if you all want backpacks, I can do that.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Artillery bags, maybe duffel bags, like the ones you see in movies that hold 7 or 8 severed heads.

[Ironsmith]

That severed head thing for driveway pike decor is played out don't ya think? I mean really who wants to line their driveway with that sort of thing, it would be like a collection of stinky liberals on poles.

[Uncle Al]

Yeah, but if you have heads on stakes in front of your house, when the starving mobs show up they may hit your neighbors first.
Picking off the looters would then be a more leisurely activity.

[Ironsmith]

Oh I had double sided signs made years ago that say "FOOD<SMOKES>LIQUOR" with arrows pointing both ways to keep in front of the house. My neighbors are all pretty much D-nozzles cept for the Bosnian immigrant across the street, pretty sure he has some experience in be-headings.

I always thought claymores would be an especially fun method to deal with looters.