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[Ironsmith]

Destroy him for his apathy and perfunctoriness for your hard work, dedication and devotion to furthering the cause of EC.net!

[Aaron Burr]

Dear Hannah,

I can't tell you how nice it is to see you stop by here. I mean I guess I could, but you're married now with a couple of kids probably, so it wouldn't work out. The point is. As everyone knows, facebook banned me for life due to 'voter fraud and incitement to riot' or something completely non actionable in a court of law...in Angola. I haven't been there for ages. I have been here however...for 5 years. Please do spread the word. If logging in here is too tedious, you'll be pleasantly surprised to discover that I have a blog page,http://superaaronburr.blogspot.com/. But that's not all! If you're on the go and only have mobile devices handy, you'll be in tweevan once you start following @superaaronburron twitter. And even during the blackest of power outages Burr can still be reached at P.O. box 1849 Chino Valley Az. 86323 via snail mail.

Truly, accessibility to to Evil Conservatism has never been easier.

However, I can understand trivial events such as marriage and/or moving might possibly conspire to keep you away from this, the most awesome website in the history of free junk on the web for an extended period of time. I hope everything is going well for you and that you're not reading this at the public library next to some stew bum passed out in front of a monitor displaying stew bum porn.

On my end, I'm expecting the birth of my daughter, Nebraska Jones, on the 16th of this month.

And there you have it. Burr in 2500 words or less. Please respond in under 500 as I have a terrible migraine and a bottle of Scotch in the freezer for just such an emergency.

Dictated but not read,

Aaron Burr
V.P. Research&Destruction
EvilConservatives.net
EvilConservativesLTD

[Hot cracker]

well actually I'm not married yet. I did however catch the rocky mountain spotted fever which if you didn't know is a very deadly bacteria I guess. Which some people would consider the same as marriage. I have frequented evil conservative, but alas have not commented in quite some time. It's good to see you branching out into so many different spectrums of the inter world. now I have more pages to silently stalk. I did come very close to surfing the web by a stinky hobo but it was purely unintentional and no one was harmed as far as I know.

[Ironsmith]

You did stick a heel in the bum's eye and steal his bill fold and EBT card, right? Congrats on rolling the homeless for spare change and keep up the good work!

We need all the positive roll models we can get around here.