Chance to ruin some a$$wipe's vacation.

[Aaron Burr]

My pharmacist loves you.

[Ironsmith]

My pharmacist loves you.

You tell that slant eyed fuggin gook I want my Vicodin's back or I'm gonna jam the blood pressure monitor up his chink ass!

[Aaron Burr]

You want to do what to Mrs. Kellerman? Her husband was wounded fighting in Korea. She wears a hearing aid.

I live in central Arizona. There are no Asians here. No, correct that, there are 4 Asians in central Arizona. They run a tight ship down at the dry cleaners. There may or may not be 2 black people around here. It could be one guy with 3 or four jobs. (insert racially based stereotypical joke here) We do have Injuns. The prosperous ones are clean, happy people who seem to enjoy life. The stupid ones have a chip on their shoulder and the fat ones chug through town like stolid tug boats. Plowing through the Safeway parking lot in flip flops while eating Frito's out of the bag with chubby hands covered in grease. So they're like White people.

And we have about 15 Mesikins'. Which means 75 more back at the apartment. (crickets)

The rest are retired people, or cowboys and girls and bikers. Oh, and tourists. And...pilots and aviation mechanics. This town and the surrounding area is ass deep in Aviation nuts. Me included. This is due to A. a long history of Aviation in the area. (the high school gym is a converted hanger). B. An Aviation university in town and C. an enormous runway and adjacent facilities. Essentially in the middle of nowhere. And it's active. Everyone lands there. Giant firefighting tankers...like a half dozen or so at a shot. Military helicopters refueling, student pilots wobbling around all over the place, old timey planes, the occasional pimped out G-5. And the best part is that this is where they train control tower operators so you're always waiting for this wondrous aerial ballet to come to a sudden, disastrous halt at any second.

But no, not very many Asians.

[Ironsmith]

Oh, THAT pharmacist. Yea, you know sometimes I forget that you finally came down far enough off that bender to get it together long enough to pack it all up and move.

But whatever, the same still goes for that Ho Chi Min Victor Charlie mofo back in Cali.

[Ironsmith]

It's like you have racial Tourettes or something.

Whatever, you think I'm bad check this guy out. I mean he's making anti Semite music for crying out loud. What's next, Hitler youth camp propaganda in the mens room?