Apocalyptic Forecast

[Mr. T]

[Ironsmith]

Iv'e got beltfed's set up over the various AC units that cool my home just in case poor people and or my deadbeat neighbor decide to make an attempt at redistributing my air conditioning.

[Zonga]

Godzilla Wednesdays are cool! Just hope Mothra doesn't show up. Your house still gets smashed but all your woolens get ruined as well.

[Ironsmith]

Look, I pay tall money every year in the BVI's when I buy those ultra swag wool sweaters. Mothra is getting a load of 000buck to the face if he shows.

I use those to dry my dogs after they get bathed, then I relegate them to garage rags afterwards.

One of the many finer things in life the poor EBT crowd isn't affording.

[Mr. T]

I believe you will not have to worry about Mothra showing up, she is on vacation with her husband Barrack in Paris this week.

[Ironsmith]

No kiddin, Mothra is Shelly? I always thought it was some guy, had no idea they could get a bigfeet to fly like that.

[Hot cracker]

1 to 200 inches of rain on tuesday sheesh and here I was worried about drought.

[Ironsmith]

200 inches of rain? Better go dig Noah and that dilapidated old wood boat up. Just make sure you sell most of the seats to the wealthy and reserve a few for poor people. They make good sport and trading fodder during apocalyptic events.

[Zonga]

I believe you will not have to worry about Mothra showing up, she is on vacation with her husband Barrack in Paris this week.

Figures. There's more eau de body odor cashmere there than anywhere else.

[Ironsmith]

Figures. There's more eau de body odor cashmere there than anywhere else.

Is that anything like the odor of Newport smokes and wet fur? Do not want...