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    Not Newports and wet fur, more like burning skunk carcasses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    Is that anything like the odor of Newport smokes and wet fur? Do not want...
    Yea, Gitanes are like Newports, only more fashionable, and everybody knows the French never wash their fur.

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    Those smelly lice farming stench ridden French Surrender Monkey's. How is it a major global weather event has not wiped them from the earth already?

    Oh yea, Africa is first in line for that deal.
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    The French have an excuse of sorts. Well over half the French population of virile manly men perished in World War I, leaving all subsequent procreation to the wimps, sissies, and other defectives. Genetics will tell.
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    Well yea they definitely are under an umbrella of seriously tainted DNA since the first world war. Jim Jones should have set up shop in France and stayed out of Guyana.

    Kool Aid anyone?
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    Debbie dumped about 15 inches of rain here and the wind pruned a lot of dead fronds off the palm trees. Sure a few boats were damaged and a few docks were torn apart but I figure boating is its own punishment.

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    Why you hatin on boats anyway? If it wasn't for boats we never would have accomplished all those great events in our nations history.

    I mean Columbus arrived that way, gave us Thanksgiving and a great excuse to gorge myself yet another day each year. And don't forget slavery, I mean look at where we would be today if those boats never arrived here full of slaves!
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    Oh that's so true, and racist. But facts are racist and so is Maxine Waters. So there it is, boats are to blame for it all and anything that floats is racist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    Why you hatin on boats anyway? If it wasn't for boats we never would have accomplished all those great events in our nations history.

    I mean Columbus arrived that way, gave us Thanksgiving and a great excuse to gorge myself yet another day each year. And don't forget slavery, I mean look at where we would be today if those boats never arrived here full of slaves!
    I can't count the number of boat driveway ornaments that never leave home.

    Yea, I deleted my post #17 about indentured servants before Burr could.

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    Wait, what? Why would anyone care about endorsing indentured servitude? Like modern day employment is any better...sure you get all those nice perks like health insurance if you have a really good job. Course you do, they dont want you getting sick and missing more than the one week a year you get to be gone for vacation.
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