The Genipero Update

[Aaron Burr]

3 weeks ago I promised to mail out some stickers to Mrs. Genipero. Then Zonga distracted me. Then I had some doctor visits. Then I did some new baby related stuff. Then I decided to meet with a few liquor bottles.

But now, I have the sticker envelope addressed. Which was a feat unto itself. I'm not saying some immigrant ancestors dodged the guy at Ellis island who shortened and Americanized immigrant names, but I am saying my hand is all cramped up from writing Mrs. G's surname.

Anyway...

Soon the envelope will have stickers in it. Then I will drive to the post office to mail it.

I'll keep you all updated but I'm already exhausted.

[Aaron Burr]

UPDATE!

Made it downstairs. Little man decided he had to have a bowl of cereal. Will keep you posted.

[Hot cracker]

Oh geez don't strain yourself now burrsy.

[Ironsmith]

The manservant is NOT doing all of this for you why?

[Aaron Burr]

UPDATE!

After eating we went to the car wash. The little man loves LOVES LOVES the soapy bubbles and the scrubby swirly things. Then, the post office. I paid 65 cents to mail out some stickers. After this arduous afternoon, we decided Popsicles were in order.

Now we're driving the lil' RC Ferrari around the living room.

Oh...and my Filipino man servant is currently in Singapore...doing this thing for this guy...and will not be back anytime soon. Mainly because I completely forgot about him until you mentioned him.

[Ironsmith]

Enough of the Hydrocodons already bro! I mean how do you just forget about poor Oscar, the guy lives to swat the scuzzy lice infested homeless out of your way into the liquor store.

I mean where else are you going to find a replacement to work for the sum of two frozen slushies and a pack of beef jerky once a month.

But whatever, I got that Uzi and beer keg tapper all wrapped up to send little AB for his birthday but though I might wait a bit and throw in some bonus goodies for the new little one.

I was thinking maybe a Mr' Pokey Beretta mini blade?

[Aaron Burr]

Look, I lost the last manservant sometime around December when I sent him out in a blizzard to go get me some Nathans hot dogs in New Mexico. His replacement, Flip Flop or Flerdiblap or whatever turns out to have a military background in whatever south east Asian army unit he served in. I figured the man would be a natural in my campaign against Malaysia.

However, considering how long it's been since I've heard from the man, I have come to the conclusion that I just bought some filthy immigrant a free plane ticket home.

Whatever. It looks like I need to make another run to the Oakland port to see who I can find has smuggled themselves over here in one those big a$$ shipping containers.

[Ironsmith]

Let's roll, I could use a few newbies for some serious yard work at the new place in a few weeks. Fuggin trees anyway...

[Genipero]

3 weeks ago I promised to mail out some stickers to Mrs. Genipero. Then Zonga distracted me. Then I had some doctor visits. Then I did some new baby related stuff. Then I decided to meet with a few liquor bottles.

But now, I have the sticker envelope addressed. Which was a feat unto itself. I'm not saying some immigrant ancestors dodged the guy at Ellis island who shortened and Americanized immigrant names, but I am saying my hand is all cramped up from writing Mrs. G's surname.

AB ~ Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! The stickers arrived and they're gorgeous! Was only expecting the EC.Net stickers and you included Breitbart stickers (a lovely surprise) and EvilConservatives.Net business cards!

Sorry that my surname "cramped" your hand up, can only imagine the horror it could have been had you spelled the name correctly

Thank you!!!

[Zonga]

SHE'S BACK!!!

Good to see you!