American Jesus

[Ironsmith]

Loves you and wants you to eat red meat, drink some liquor and shoot your firearms this weekend. Pork or shellfish will work as a substitute.

Thank you, that is all.

[Uncle Al]

Good ideas! Before the liquor bottle gets too low, I recommend memorizing and reciting the second paragraph of Jefferson's Declaration of Independence.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

[Ironsmith]

Tequila shots anyone before we tear down the establishment?

[Uncle Al]

I like it. Tequila shots, then .338 Lapua Mag shots. Then more tequila shots.

[Ironsmith]

Are the usurpers worthy of .338 Lapua? That's a pricey round for government criminals and proxy thugs. No questioning the "fun" factor in using such a capable round combined with agave juice though.

Someones gonna have to do double duty as spotter and grill master, we dont want the steaks to burn.

[Uncle Al]

Pricey, yes. Think of it as a particularly apt exercise in American Exceptionalism. Plus, I like a looooong standoff position.
We can take turns with the spotting and grilling and shooting. Tequila shots all 'round on rotations. Share the fun!

[Ironsmith]

I do have an East Ridge Rebel .50 BMG with glass on it when the Lapua barrel heats up, just sayin...

[Aaron Burr]

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, "

Fuggin' Jefferson....all Men are NOT created equal. Many are created stupidly and never rise above their base origins.

[Ironsmith]

"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forest G. There's a self evident truth. But are we to believe that a bumbling retard from the god forsaken state of AL had more insight than Jefferson?

I think not, any moron created stupidly can parrot what their whore mother instills in them. It certainly gives him no status or standing over that of Jefferson.

[Uncle Al]

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, "

Fuggin' Jefferson....all Men are NOT created equal. Many are created stupidly and never rise above their base origins.

Too true. But I think in context TJ was sayin' all men are created with equal rights.
Alas, stupid people have rights, too, damn it. Good thing they're easy to con, though, so we don't have to worry about it much.
Also alas, evil people have rights but by their violation of others' rights they forfeit them. So fug 'em: they're fair game.