"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Yea, in fact none of them have been seen much since birth. Oh they show up around the holidays with their grubby hands out for that envelope full of cash but try and get them to do any work now they are grown and gone.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I'll happily rent them out for house work, then maybe I'll get some peace and quiet around here. I'll even throw in the husband for free for any heavy lifting.
You see the point is, you arent being enough of a tyrant if they haven't left on their own by the time they are able to walk. I mean kids really can leave the house and hustle the mean streets for cash, heck some of them even have promising military careers by the time they are 4 or 5 years old.
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"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
So, getting back to the comic book. It's interesting to see an image of your work in progress. I hope you make a lot of moolah off your art and wit. I know it will be a great production.
As far as 12V or 24V - More power to ya.
However, this doesn't let you off the hook for cleaning because Mrs. Burr's delicate condition. The baby will be coming any day now?
Um, yea bro it's stork update time. What's the deal, how's the Mr's and when's the new one going to be here?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Is the real reason behind juicing the kiddos jeep up is so you can make it to the liquor store in half the time? You know you can always go kick the neighbors kid off his bike and use a little man power and peddle to the store.
LOL! AB just got called out for plotting his own use of the kids toys for devious personal use. You know that thing is going to be making a run to the liquor store some time soon.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Monday. For the last time, Nebraska Jones stage debut is Monday. At some ungodly hour. Well before tee time. The Mrs. want's me there to hold her hand. What with my personal secretary being out of town and all, I'm having a hard time avoiding this particular social obligation. I mean honestly, no smoking during the delivery, for any of us. Whatever. I'll just chalk this up as one of those things you do for love.
And then go out and buy an expensive toy as just compensation.
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