Saturday Update

[Uncle Al]

And then go out and buy an expensive toy as just compensation.

Utterly appropriate! What's on you wish list?

[Ironsmith]

Just for clarification, is the high end toy meant for Nebraska Jones or just simply to placate you for being inconvenienced and forced to endure holding down the floor with your feet during the delivery process?

If the latter might I suggest something in excess of 50,000 HP, preferably with NASA or USAF logos prominently displayed.

And don't forget to ask yourself, is the second birth of a child really worth missing a tee-time? I find most wives are a little more understanding after the first one arrives. But whatever, YMMV and Mr's Burr might hack you to pieces with a machete if your found to be holding down a chair playing cards at the club while she is in labor.

You see most of us here have a tee time every single day, nary is a club ever swung. The point is, who really wants to see them get all dirty anyways?

I sincerely hope Nebraska Jones arrives safe and sound and your not to drunk or off on a prescription pill bender to be there for it.
Unless of course there's some new guy at the club that has a pile of money, no clue what he's doing and want's to sit in on the card game.

I mean, who could fault you for missing out on that? All I'm trying to say is that it worked for me...