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    You May Now Blow the Bride

    Barney Frank and Jim Ready tied the naughty yesterday.



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    The question that begs an answer; would any of you have attended for the free booze and food? I mean it had to be good to get that many people to stand up for those fairies.
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    Free booze and food? You betcha! Eat a lot, drink a lot, then puke in the back seat of the "Just Married" limo.
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    Well yea, I mean why not right? After we gorge ourselves and knock the bottom out of every available bottle of single malt we just casually stroll out and toss a couple frags at the wedding party to express our gratitude for the hospitality.
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    I believe napalm is on order for the festivities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. T View Post
    I believe napalm is on order for the festivities.
    And ruin the buffet and open bar, you meant *after* we left the party, right T?
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    Sprinkle a little chemical weaponry around the area, the gov't evacuates the area and has to decontaminate everything, and we get out of cleaning the place up. What can go wrong?

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    I could miss getting fed, that's what could go wrong. Really, who wants to take a chance on that?
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    Chemical weapons are after we get done eating and trashing the place past the point of a natural disaster.

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    So basically leave it looking like the leftover's from a VFW BBQ party and nuke it from orbit just to be sure? Sounds reasonable to me...
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