You guys planted fuggin cotton in the desert just to take out revenge on nerds? Twisted lot you all are...
You guys planted fuggin cotton in the desert just to take out revenge on nerds? Twisted lot you all are...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
AB was really pissed off at those fuggers for breaking into his water shed. Pickin cotton was only the easy part after they received their forty lashes
Forty lashes? From what, a barb wire lash hooked to the electric fence?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
"My brother drove me around and around the track at Chrysler's Chelsea Proving Ground at 170 miles an hour in a Viper. That sounds sweet, doesn't it?"
No. Because going that fast in a car, an enclosed cage if you will, is boring. Doing it on a motorcycle is sexy plus infinity.
Can I interest anyone in a Vicodin Milkshake before the motorcycle ride?
Really, what could go wrong?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Harumph.Originally Posted by Aaron Burr
170 in a Viper was a peak experience, thrilling. A Viper isn't exactly a cage, it's sexy plastic, with a V-10 built by Lamborghini.
160 on a motorcycle = Infinity for sure. Do you plan to bother with a brain bucket?
A brain bucket for 160 MPH biking is akin to wearing coveralls for alligator wrestling.
When things go wrong they both tend to hold the bits and pieces together for cleanup.
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There's still some Vicodin's left if anyone else wants that milkshake before the ride. I really wouldn't worry about the safety gear, none of you are going to make an attractive corpse anyway.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
You'll never know the thrill of dancing on the edge of cliff with a gas can in one hand and a lit road flare in the other.
Seriously though, as exciting as the Viper ride was, it's different from going 170. See, in car, you're riding along in a glass bubble that's going 170. On a bike, it's you that's going 170.
It's quite exhilarating.
I don't even go on carnival rides.
Try not to do 170 on your bike anymore. At least not before you finish the comic book.
Then there's Little Man and Nebraska who really need Daddy.
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