Making money with fat people.

**Ironsmith** · 07-10-2012, 10:08 PM

I have a dilemma. After we conquer the world, what are we to do with all of the gigantic 400-600 plus pound welfare fatties? I mean there's no getting any work out of them and it's not cost effective to feed them any longer.

There's got to be some entertainment value left on the table, I was thinking maybe load them up in a trebuchet and launch 'em into the ocean for syndicated pay per view deals.

Anyone else laugh at the though of doing that, possibly charge a little more for a "flaming" version?

**Zonga** · 07-11-2012, 05:38 AM

why not start at 300?

**Ironsmith** · 07-11-2012, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by Zonga

why not start at 300?

Sure, I mean why not? No one here is that much of a glutton, are they? Just for fun we'll start off the flaming balls of fire show for the really obese pigs first and work our way down to the 300 plus crowd.

The impact should be awesome when those flaming fatties hit the water, no doubt the sharks will appreciate the pool side buffet.

**Uncle Al** · 07-11-2012, 08:16 AM

First, get any gold teeth and harvestable organs.

**Mr. T** · 07-11-2012, 08:19 AM

we will need to reinforce the trebuchet for the extra fat fatties who have been lifers on gov cheese

**Ironsmith** · 07-11-2012, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Uncle Al

First, get any gold teeth and harvestable organs.

That's fuggin brilliant! We can keep some pliers, an ice chest and a sawzall handy right at the launcher.

Your all fired, Al is now in charge of EVERYTHING. Why can't the rest of you come up with idea's to make money off the idea's I come up with to make the money?

I mean what good is an evil conspiracy pyramid scheme if we all dont get paid?

Our first victim.

**Uncle Al** · 07-11-2012, 09:20 AM

While we're at it, trick 'em into signing what they think is a free membership in the Bucket-O-Chicken-A-Day club but is actually a life insurance policy with AD&D rider with us as beneficiaries. We may not trick all of 'em but I'm sure we'll get a majority.

**Ironsmith** · 07-11-2012, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Uncle Al

While we're at it, trick 'em into signing what they think is a free membership in the Bucket-O-Chicken-A-Day club but is actually a life insurance policy with AD&D rider with us as beneficiaries. We may not trick all of 'em but I'm sure we'll get a majority.

Seriously your all fired. Everything, Al is in charge of it.