Greatest`Day Ever

[Aaron Burr]

Yup. July 11 1804. That was the date that I shot the Hell out of that traitorous bastard, Alexander Hamilton. Normally, I make a big to-do out the day and regale everyone with collorfull ancedotes and tall tales about the events of that morning.

However, since I'm still working on the laptop, I'm just going to hit the highlights.

Me: awesome.

Hamilton: full of suck and ground up oyster shells.

So I shot his scurvy a$$. Then I sent him a nice bottle of Maderia. Then I beat a murder rap and finished up the term as V.P. of the United States.

Not a bad days work if you ask me.

Oh...and as an epilogue I arranged for Hamiltons son to get shot with the same pair of pistols his old man used against me. You know...to obliterate his genetic strain from the face of the Earth.

And there you go. Why all of America should celebrate July 11th with booze, gunpowder and big tittied wenches bearing platters of ale.

[Ironsmith]

I can't speak for the rest of the board but I had this much covered by 11am already today. Not to say that sort of thing is unusual for me most days...

Unless it's Thursday, for some reason the large breasted wenches don't show till noon thirty 'ish for some reason?

[Aaron Burr]

I just did a local radio bit. The on air personality want's me to gun down half of Congress.

Sigh.

Look, I've said it a thousand times before, poisining their minds and souls is much more satisfying.

[Ironsmith]

I've said it a thousand times before, poisining their minds and souls is much more satisfying.

I still think there's money to be made selling tickets to feed 'em to a large wood chipper.

[AQuaintLife]

Put 'em in Gladiator pit, let's see who survives.

[Zonga]

Burr, 1804, that's a fail. You should have done it before he did so much damage to the country.

[Ironsmith]

Burr, spill the beans! You got those guns from relatives of Eric Rat Face Holder, didnt you?

[Aaron Burr]

A. I'm lazy. I think I may have mentioned that a few million times before.

B. Shooting Hamilton wound up doing more harm than good...I mean it was cool that he got shot, but he became a martyr for his cause.

C. I got the gun from Hamilton. He brought his oversize pair of hair trigger, death pistols to Weehawkin', I figured he meant to use them.

[Ironsmith]

At least you had the decency to take aim for a closed casket event. Shooting a mo-fo in the face usually works well.

[Aaron Burr]

I've never heard gut shooting a man so that he wallows in excruciating pain for 27 hours before expiring, described as being 'decent' before.

Thank you. Exactly. Gut shooting Hamilton was the decent, honorable thing to do.