That was you!? I thought when I woke up in the basement with all the red and blue lights I had just passed out in some strip bar and went home with one of the dancers that took it.
The truth hurts sometimes...
That was you!? I thought when I woke up in the basement with all the red and blue lights I had just passed out in some strip bar and went home with one of the dancers that took it.
The truth hurts sometimes...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
No, no, no.
It was that time you helped an old lady cross the street.
"Ok, so who here hasn't called NC home at some point?"
"Seems like only Burr and Treadford..."
Treadford is a Marine, and has therefore been stationed at the same Naval Air Station at which I was born, in North Carolina.
Ok it just went from slightly odd to full bore conspiracy theory, tin foil lined madness.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
North Carolina is the 58th state.
O.K. - Who wants sweet tea? I just made a bunch.
You added multiple pounds of sugar to the tea while it was boiling hot, right? We'll be right over...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I was merely born there. I have surprisingly little recollection of Mount Rushmore, Gettysburg, and/or Grants tomb. Being an infinkt', I had little interest in those, or any of the other cultural wonders North Carolina has to offer.
Besides, I was hanging out in Okinawa topless restaurants before I could even walk.
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