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    Religious Wars

    A classic case of people fighting each other over who has the best imaginary friend? Personally I think not, and it's time for another round of Christian based crusades in the name of American Jesus to set these people straight yet again.

    But whatever, at least Charles Manson has the decency to appear crazy from the very moment you meet him.
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    Oh and for the fun of it, why not have American Jesus just declare a Christian crusade against Malaysia so we can be rid of them once and for all?
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    We need to keep an eye on the Amish. It appears that Ishmail has developed a new war wagon.


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    Oh those sketchy fuggin rug peddling bucket heads! How in the hell did they hide that from us till now?

    This is what happens when they get jerked over and attend engineering school only to develop a case of "tax payer" sickness and return home to beat the government out of a buck.

    The point is, I HATE THE FUGGIN AMISH and I will wipe them from the face of the Earth.
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    We will send them a Trojan horse.

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    I'd rather send them a tactical nuke if only they could be gotten together in a single location. Trouble is they are spread out like gypsy Amish cockroaches all over the place.

    Were just going to have to do it old school, one state at a time.
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    The amish have been slapped so hard by ya tobacco spittin' cracker that their clothes are outta style, their women is uglier than a lard bucket full of braided armpits.

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    I won't rest until the last buggy is destroyed and their outhouse goes up in flames!
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    Tsk, tsk. I admire the Amish. They do a magnificent job of gaming the system to their own advantage, and they do so in a way that they're largely left alone and with very low tax liabilities. Wacko? Sure they're wacko. Anybody who governs most aspects of their lives on religious dogma are wacko. But among a world full of religious wackos they are in the minority in that they don't try to ram their beliefs down anybody else's throat.

    Plus, the beards and clothes are funny looking and they bake tasty bread and pies.
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    Fine, I'll imprison a few of them for all time to make tasty baked goods. The rest of those bucket heads are going down!
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