11 hours people. I'll probably update sometime tomorrow, but right now, it's 11 hours until I have a baby daughter. Which in my family, means I win. See, it's all guys. For a really long time. But now, with the debut of Nebraska Jones, I win.
Anyway, I'll see you all later. No videos, no real update. Just a quick hello.
I really hope all goes well, I want baby pics fugger! Where should I send the pink AR-15 and switchblade btw? -Oh and I was thinking of some My Little Pony steel toe booties so she can kick away at the first lib she encounters in the nursery ward.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Hope all goes utterly satisfactorily for the Mrs. and you.
I wonder if anybody makes teenie-tiny brass knucks in pink?
Throwing stars will have to wait until 'Raska gets a bit of coordination and you teach her not to throw like a girl.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Those mini brass knuckles in pink sure would go well with the steel toe footwear, Mrs' Burr wont have any objections to that I hope?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Yay!!!!! Little Burr now has a "little girl" to play with.We're happy for you all and hope it goes well!
Oh and if you don't mind I am going to put the "Hello Kitty" 250 round drum magazine in with the AR15 and ammo. She should be able to take on an entire housing project with that from the comfort of the air conditioned stroller your sure to be hooking her up with.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Yes, it was quite a struggle, but somehow I managed to soldier through.
Anyway, Nebraska is 7 pounds and 9 ounces. Has a full head of brown hair and a set of healthy lungs.
Any baby sized armaments and/or good will items or cards can be sent to P.O. Box 1849 Chino Valley Az. 86323
No baby pics yet. I've been somewhat busy doing other things. But I imagine I'll be back here soon enough. In the meantime, someone go rustle up Diogenes Saracastica and Mr. T. Between the two of them I imagine a suitably indecent front page article concerning the latest Obamanation gaffe or crime against humanity will be exposed. Or whomever, I just remember that Diogenes has front page capabilities. Hep' a brother out here, I'm busy.
Congratulations!!!!
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Thank you all.
Now get back to work.
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