Doctor's Suck!

[Ironsmith]

I've had it with these ass clowns, who in the hell do they think they work for anyways?

I mean what is it about their tainted and mental midget mindset that would compel them to say something like "Ironsmith, you have really reached the effective limits of cholesterol and blood pressure prescription medications, it's time you considered lifestyle changes to help regulate these issues."?

Me -"Your Fugging Fired!"

[Zonga]

You want to be sick when you die don't you?

Emergency Department, Scripps Mercy Hospital

[Ironsmith]

The point is, those little overpriced pills have already kept me alive for a significantly longer time than I would have made it other wise. What's the point in walking away from medium rare beef steak and shunning booze? Dont these idiots understand that quality of life comes not only from longevity, but a combination of living as long as possible while indulging in daily acts of gluttony?

[Zonga]

So, eat, drink, sit on your butt, smoke, enjoy life and contemplate your mortality.

Oh, and file those DO NOT resuscitate papers.

[Ironsmith]

Oh and that's another thing, I gave up smokes for those blood sucking bastards to appease them a long time ago. Now they have the audacity to demand "lifestyle" changes?

They obviously have no idea how lucky they are to have been allowed to live after I managed to kick the smoky treats!

Look the point is there's no way I managed to sneak in more than three tractor trailer loads of Marly red cartons since I quit so what's the big fuggin deal anyways?

[Mr. T]

Thats reminds me about this one time............................... nevermind all doctors can &*()&&*%%$%%###%^^

[Ironsmith]

I showed that rat bastard Eric Holder wanna be prescription withholding Dr. fugg stick, just wait until the next time he tries to get a tee time or wants a seat at the card game. He's been demoted to probationary status at the club for not meeting monthly due's lately.

That ought to teach him, we'll just find a new Dr. fresh out of school and give him the old ones charter and seat at the card game.

[Aaron Burr]

Mortality is for humans. I hardly think any of us qualify for that particular appellation, so why all the fuss? Just download your noggin into one of those Japanese sex bots and have at it for a few millennia.

If you haven't tired of consciousness by then, take up Sudoku.

[Ironsmith]

Problem. Well not so much a problem as an identity crisis, but whatever. They dont make those bots with size 44 plus waists, I don't want to spend millennium looking like a malnourished sushi fiend.

[Aaron Burr]

Fine. Kidnap some science nerd. Then, chop his head off and plop your brain pan into a goldfish bowl and stick that and a couple of electrodes onto the cadavers neck. Bam. Problem solved. I mean you won't even have to worry about finding a love partner who won't scream in terror at the mere sight of you. That's why they make Japanese sex bots in the first place, right?