Poor People Really Suck!

[Ironsmith]

My god, what is going on with these uppity poor people these days?! They want healthcare without even working to pay for it, and now they believe that we should know exactly how many houses we own at any point in time? We the elite, who run the world which is rightfully ours have far too much to worry about without the hassle of remembering whether we have seven or thirteen houses, or whether we’ll have fois gras or Kobe beef for dinner.

This is what we have personal staff for! McCain did something we now know we should never do when questioned by poor people: answer a question honestly.

McCain was wrongfully ambushed by the Liberal Media and you all saw how the masses were turned against him.

This is class warfare against our ilk, and completely unfair.

This is especially true considering how uppity that Negro holding down the White House has been. Hell, he makes less than 5 million a year and doesn’t even own one yacht! How could he ever understand our plight?

[Uncle Al]

Yes, they suck. The righteous attitude would be to do whatever they can to join us, the affluent.
Instead, the mean-spirited cretins just want to drag us down to their own impoverished level.

I'd even be willing to spend a modest amount of time and effort to show them the ropes as long as their goal was to create their own wealth and not use proxy thugs (i.e. the govt) to steal at gunpoint the wealth others have created. But nooOOoo! All they've got is a mouthful of GIMME! without even a hint of Much Obliged.

[Mr. T]

It is like mission work; missionaries beg for welfare to bring welfare to the little poor bastards when they should be teaching them some economics and showing them how to get the hell out of poverty. I suggest that instead of just handing out free $$$$ we teach them how to farm a good cash crop.

[Ironsmith]

Instructing them on farming a good cash crop is a great idea, albeit at times being somewhat prohibitive based solely on location.

There are some instances where relocation is a necessity to increase ones earning ability. If I may allow our dear friend Sam to further elaborate.

"Send 'Em U Hauls" -Sam Kinison

[Uncle Al]

It is like mission work; missionaries beg for welfare to bring welfare to the little poor bastards when they should be teaching them some economics and showing them how to get the hell out of poverty. I suggest that instead of just handing out free $$$$ we teach them how to farm a good cash crop.

Good thinking. As for good cash crops, I suggest Papaver somniferum, Cannabis sativa, and/or Psilocybe cyanescens.

[Ironsmith]

Can any of those be sewn and cultivated in sand? The cure for world hunger may nearer than we thought.

[Uncle Al]

Can any of those be sown and cultivated in sand? The cure for world hunger may nearer than we thought.

Maybe not sand, exactly, but they grow well respectively in Afghanistan, Mexico, and cow sh!t so I think we've got the 3rd world pretty well covered.

[Ironsmith]

So many poor and disadvantaged people in the world, so little time...

I love making money off the backs of the poor, sick and downtrodden.

[Aaron Burr]

Yes yes, wonderful ideas all.

However, "McCain did something we now know we should never do when questioned by poor people: answer a question honestly."

In my opinion, McCains failure was to respond to a query in the first place. But if pressed, he should have dictated an ultimatum. It's a slight psychological difference, but significant. By responding to an interrogative , he's allowing the media to determine the subject and viewpoint of the interaction. By dictating an ultimatum, "Vote for me or dwell in eternal squalor." for example , he's putting the opposition on the defense. Obama would have to explain why he wants Americans to dwell in eternal squalor.

See how we completely sidestepped the entire housing market there? It's not that you have to lie to people, it's that you have to manufacture and dominate their view of reality.

It works for islam.

[Ironsmith]

Don't extrapolate the motivational power of reasonable suggestion versus the end of a rifle barrel. The flea bitten poor have been recipient of enough wasted breath. It's time to cleanse the country of these scuzzy, dirty uneducated lice infested parasites.

It's time you made a choice, tolerate these urchins or man up and shoot them in the face as they beg at your door for table scraps. Those who do will be the only people left with enough money to afford a civilized lifestyle after big government limits our salaries to such an inhumane, uncivilized, disgusting level.


Looking at my books I may only be able to take one vacation to my private island this year. It’s simply barbaric.