Stating the Obvious

[Aaron Burr]

The Internet Turns You GAY

CHARLOTTE (CBS Charlotte) — "Get off that computer. A new study finds that constantly being online can affect your mental health.

Researchers at the University of Gothenburg recently studied more than 4,100 Swedish men and women between the ages of 20 and 24 for a year and found that a majority of them who constantly use a computer and mobile phones can develop stress, sleeping disorders and depression." Which is simply code for Homogayness.

Seriously, go outside right now and shoot at least 6 different things before you go back online.

[Ironsmith]

The point is, don't be gay in favor of explosives. Yea shooting stuff is always cool, but don't be satisfied at simply sending 62 grains of copper jacketed goodness screaming through the neighbors trash can @ 3500 feet per second.

Plug the end of that antique shotgun you got from the garage sale and stoke it up with a magnum load and see what happens.

What could go wrong?

[Ironsmith]

If you simply don't have the stones to blow a gun up, consider practicing your technique at shooting liberals and scuzzy homeless people in the head with the kids unwanted toys.