Boy Scouts affirm no fags allowed policy

[Ironsmith]

AP New York

After a confidential two-year review the BSA on Tuesday emphatically reaffirmed its policy of excluding gays, angering critics who hoped that relentless protest campaigns might lead to change.

The Scouts cited support from parents as a key reason for keeping the policy and expressed hope that the prolonged debate over it might now subside.

Fat chance, we all know how gay the White House and Obama are for anything morally bankrupt these days. Has Jerry Sandusky been coaching them to?

Boy Scout Oath and Pledge:

http://usscouts.org/advance/boyscout/bsoath.asp

[Mr. T]

We need to protect the children from the vultures. I give a thumbs up to the BS

[Aaron Burr]

As a former Boy Scout myself I concur. F*ck these faggot pieces of sh!t. There's already NAMBLA for those ass masters. Go join that.

[Mr. T]

Obama Linked To NAMBLA: North American Man Boy Lust Fags!

[Uncle Al]

Screw the Boy Scouts. When I was 11 they kicked me out for having one lousy beer on an overnight campout. Jerks.

[Ironsmith]

Screw the Boy Scouts. When I was 11 they kicked me out for having one lousy beer on an overnight campout. Jerks.

Seriously? Our troop leader busted us drinking to, he ran up on us with a flashlight and was all like "What are you boys doing crawling through this hay field"!?

I said hold my beer and help me up and I'll tell ya. -Yea, I got sent home early.

They didn't kick me out though, I was exceptionally gifted at making fires and I made it well known I knew right where all the decision makers lived in that circle of power.

Yea, I was learning the value of extortion and fear mongering at a very early age.

[Aaron Burr]

No, the Boy Scouts rule. You just had a sucky troop. My troop invented beer if I remember what my patrol leader told me correctly. Hell, our troop had weekly meetings that were never fully attended...ever. Why? Because Juvenal hall apparently eats up a lot of your time. Wanna' teach a 12 year old how to smoke? My troop. Scout Master needs a beer? My troop. Wanna' learn how to make money selling old Playboy magazines to other scouts? My troop.

I found an old photo of my troop last month. Nothing but cigarets and pimples. Our uniforms seemed to consist of "Dr. Zogs Sex Wax" t shirts and lumberjack shirts with the sleeves ripped off. I could go on, but I would like to point out that if you're ever faced with the prospect of being stuck in a national scout jamboree chow line, get your assistant scoutmaster to pretend he's autistic and shoot straight to the head of the line. Scouts don't like drool and convulsions so they'll get out of your way pretty quick if your assistant scoutmaster can act.

[Uncle Al]

OK, OK, sounds like there are some great troops out there. Somewhere. Remember: my experience was when I was 11 and that's over a half century ago.

What still sticks in my craw was that this was in Argentina where kids are taught to drink gradually starting around age four or five. Very civilized. Children were not allowed at the table until they could be counted on to behave politely, and everyone at the table was served wine. Youngsters had theirs well diluted with the ever-present seltzer syphon and as they grew older, their wine glasses got redder and redder from an initial pale pink.

[Ironsmith]

Huh, that would seem overly harsh given the laxer view of alcoholic beverages and children in the country. But whatever, the point is that now we all know God hates fags, and so does the Boy Scouts of America.

[Mr. T]

Huh, that would seem overly harsh given the laxer view of alcoholic beverages and children in the country. But whatever, the point is that now we all know God hates fags, and so does the Boy Scouts of America.

And it makes the world a much better place.

Now what to do with them fags? I still like the idea of building a wall and a moat around some piece of $$$$ town and charge people to come and do zombie shoots. We could also charge admission.