Obama still sucks, Jerry Sandusky should be put down and it's not safe to go to the movies in Colorado. Oh and fuggin gas prices, that's definitely still Obama's fault and D!ck Cheney is my Hero.
But whatever, it's Friday and I've sobered up enough to hop in the golf cart and make my way over to the club for lunch and cocktails followed by a fun filled afternoon of fleecing the other members at the card table.
I wonder what the poor people are doing today? Hauling scrap metal for enough cash to buy a hotdog and an over sized fountain soda to celebrate their good fortune I suppose?