What's going on today?

[Ironsmith]

Obama still sucks, Jerry Sandusky should be put down and it's not safe to go to the movies in Colorado. Oh and fuggin gas prices, that's definitely still Obama's fault and D!ck Cheney is my Hero.

But whatever, it's Friday and I've sobered up enough to hop in the golf cart and make my way over to the club for lunch and cocktails followed by a fun filled afternoon of fleecing the other members at the card table.

I wonder what the poor people are doing today? Hauling scrap metal for enough cash to buy a hotdog and an over sized fountain soda to celebrate their good fortune I suppose?

[Zonga]

I can't be bothered by all that new day ss right now. I'm packing the liquor cabinet for our move to sunny Florida. WOW! Mr. Z left a little in some of those bottles. Not enough worth hauling across country! I'll do the medicine cabinet next.

[Ironsmith]

So Zonga was drinking and or working? What the fudge anyway Mr's Z why arent the servants doing all of that for you? We simply can't have you toiling away like that it's just to hard on the heart.

[Zonga]

So what happened in the world today?

I've been packing boxes, sipping the leftovers, packing, sipping, packing, I've got thirteen 40 pound boxes of books to show for it.

edit - 15 now

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Now you have 15 boxes to move, if you would have concentrated more on drinkin' and poppin' pill today you'd have as many boxes that needed movin'.

[Ironsmith]

Now you have 15 boxes to move, if you would have concentrated more on drinkin' and poppin' pill today you'd have as many boxes that needed movin'.

You teach math to substance addicts at the local adult education program?

[Zonga]

SORR - Yea but, they would have been empty boxes! I lifted 600 pounds of books today, um putting them in the boxes... A person would have to be intoxicated to do that all day. 'Course taping and labeling was a challenge.

AND I sorted through three closets (finally let go of that beautifully beaded silk jacket - sniff), weeded through my shoes (kept all the cowboy boots of course), and made a trip to the Goodwill without getting a DWI.

That's the news of the day - it's all about me.

[Ironsmith]

You know Burr has plenty of extra servants locked in the basement he could send over to help you do all that? I'd loan you mine but let's face it, their lives arent worth the cost of transporting them that far.

It would be more economical to just go to the parking lot at Home Depot and buy new ones.

[Zonga]

Ha! Burr needs all the domestic help he can get right now.

I'm fine packing alone. Without Mr Z's help I can get rid of a lot of stuff. He only gets to stack the sealed boxes. Besides that, I don't have to share the liquor.