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    Ask Ironsmith Anything!

    No, I won't tell you how to get in the tunnels under the White House. Not for free at least but whatever, if it's on your mind offer it up for a uniquely poignant response.

    Got some loud Korean's moved in next door that wont tone it down? -I got that. Been ruminating on what handgun caliber to buy at the local GS to take out a Hodgie owned convenience store? Yep, got that covered for you. So ask away, and get your tin foil ready...
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    Mais oł sont les neiges d'antan?

    Who is John Galt?
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Al View Post
    Who is John Galt?
    John Galt is a well known heroic character in Ayn Rands novel "Atlas Shrugged". Also coming to a theater near you in October 2012 for those of you that can't or won't read due to extraordinarily short attention spans.

    I highly recommend the triple X size popcorn with extra butter and the diet soda special. Enjoy the show!
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    Who really framed Roger Rabbit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Who really framed Roger Rabbit?
    Many theories abound as to whom was ultimately responsible for Roger's misfortune, but it's time the truth was told. After spending the vast majority of his personal wealth campaigning and subsequently losing miserably to George Bush in the 1988 POTUS election, Michael Dukakis went off the deep end plotting and scheming against those he felt were responsible for his political failures.

    Poor Roger was just one of many who fell victim to Dukakis and his evil ways.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    I'll get that wascawy wabbit!
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    Epic Al!!!!
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    Should I switch my offshore bank account from the Yurro' to the Deutschmark or wait till 2013?

    I'm asking for a friend.

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    My recommendation regarding offshore holdings at this point and for the next couple years at a minimum would be to liquidate into gold as quickly as possible, with a strong preference given to the one ounce Krugerrand for ease of transacting worldwide.
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    My recommendation regarding offshore holdings at this point and for the next couple years at a minimum would be to liquidate into gold as quickly as possible, with a strong preference given to the one ounce Krugerrand for ease of transacting worldwide.
    Fesmith has it right on all counts. I'll just add that you really really want to have physical possession of those Krugerrands and not stash them in some safe deposit box. Those will be sealed tighter than a nun's vulva just before the feddle govt declares martial law because of all the tax evasion and wealth hoarding. I suggest burying all except a few to fondle out where the evidence is buried near the
    Danger! Quicksand! Rattlesnakes! Land Mines! Community Organizers!
    sign.
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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