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    Went to the liquor store for a blue slushie

    And I see this!! Cigs and lotto are still cool though right?
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    "But mah kids is at home starvin, hows I posed ta give em drank?" -That's so fuggin racist! HA-hahahahahaha!
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    Who wants more energy anyway? Agitation is not energy, it's a mental illness. Give me a Mexican Coke any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonga View Post
    Who wants more energy anyway? Agitation is not energy, it's a mental illness. Give me a Mexican Coke any day.
    Yea, but the question that begs answering; is a Mexican Coke food stamp eligible?
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    Depends on if the cartel you're buying it from takes EBT cards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Depends on if the cartel you're buying it from takes EBT cards.
    Doesn't everyone take them now? You'd be labeled a racist to deny some poor disadvantaged fuggin welfare scumbag the use of their EBT card.
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    I don't know, haven't applied for my SNAP card. As long as I can get liquor and cigs with it I'll be happy.

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    Can you use an EBT card to buy guns, body armor, gas masks, and .30-06 armor piercing and/or incendiary ammo?
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    Pretty sure EBT works for most anything so long as the merchant accepts the card for processing. I see them buying gas with it so why not gunz and the ammo?
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    Hmmm. So technically I could use my EBT card to open a Roth IRA account? Would any capital gains from that be tax deductible? How could FedGov tax people using EBT cards?

    Conversely, can i use my EBT card to buy like a million lottery tickets?

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