OBAMA USES DARK KNIGHT FOR CAMPAIGN!!! 12 DEAD!!!!
AP: Unrepentant baby killer and former coke dealer, Barack Hussain Obama, is under investigation for allegedly goading James Holmes, the Colorado murder suspect of going on a rampage that took the lives of 12 innocent people. Shouting "OBAMA B!TCHES!!!!" And wearing a spray painted "OBAMA2012" logo over his body armor, the gunman was allegedly on his was to his car in the parking lot to apply more Obama stickers to his vehicle when he was apprehended by police.
When asked why he went on his murder spree, Mr. Holmes allegedly declared, "I only killed racists. It's for my lord and master, Obama."
I've been told that now would be a good time to offer a moment of silence. So here's 2 minutes and 15 seconds of total silence.
You're so very welcome.
ON EDIT: As you can see, youtube has removed this vieo because it violates it's terms of service. I.E. anything that is more popular than Obama gets pulled.
So here it is again with annoying music. Seriously, f*ck you youtube.